WAKING THE GARDEN

the crowd’s filing in — one sec…

Rage Bait Machine

Objectively True Statements

Not responsible for lost friendships. Certified true by us.

CAUTION · CERTIFIED HOT TAKES · HANDLE WITH GLOVES

THE MACHINE IS WARM

40 takes loadedrage levels 1 to 5no apologies issued

Every take is objectively true. Rival fans are simply too emotional to accept them.